Your game is chess
You decided you want to go into insurance investigation
Your metaphors are creepier when you’re sober
Until recently you’ve always considered yourself an honest man
You don’t mind using hypnosis on your friends
Your Netflix cue includes The Rockford Files, Sex in the City and Psych
Only your closest friends know your real name
Its more important to you to make people think you know foreign languages than to actually learn them
You create scary elaborate background for any character you play
You love a good death scene
When you arrange a rescue you do it properly
Being handcuffed in a prison is a reoccurring nightmare of yours
If someone asks you where you learned to drive you tell them a taxi driver in Istanbul
Its more important to you to make people think you know foreign languages than to actually learn them
You create scary elaborate background for any character you play
You love a good death scene
When you arrange a rescue you do it properly
Being handcuffed in a prison is a reoccurring nightmare of yours
If someone asks you where you learned to drive you tell them a taxi driver in Istanbul
You don’t like guns
No one touches your beer
For your other job you’re a chef
You grow all your own food
You only use violence as an appropriate response
People underestimate you and that’s kind of the point
You lurk
No one touches your beer
For your other job you’re a chef
You grow all your own food
You only use violence as an appropriate response
People underestimate you and that’s kind of the point
You lurk
You don’t want stuff you want money
You spend most of the time jumping off buildings and climbing through air vents
You design all your own harness systems
You’ve compete with your friends who is quicker at lock picking
You think about which kind of bird you would use to set off a motion detector
You eat fortune cookies for breakfast
You go to museums to check out the security equipment instead of the art
You hide your extra money in cereal boxes
You’ve know all the banks in your area and which alarm companies they use.
You’re really starting to like tazering people
You spend most of the time jumping off buildings and climbing through air vents
You design all your own harness systems
You’ve compete with your friends who is quicker at lock picking
You think about which kind of bird you would use to set off a motion detector
You eat fortune cookies for breakfast
You go to museums to check out the security equipment instead of the art
You hide your extra money in cereal boxes
You’ve know all the banks in your area and which alarm companies they use.
You’re really starting to like tazering people
Orange soda is your drink of choice
You gotta have your gummy frogs
On weekends you make FBI jackets
You are addicted to World of Warcraft
You name your vehicle Lucille
You name your dog Megabyte
You’ve watched the episodes enough to say the dialogue with them
You’ve watched the commentaries enough to say the dialogue with them
You read / write way too much fanfic
You decided your next car is going to be a Hyundai Genesis
You stay up till two am to watch reruns even though you already own them on DVD.
You see this list as a challenge instead of a warning sign
You’ve watched the commentaries enough to say the dialogue with them
You read / write way too much fanfic
You decided your next car is going to be a Hyundai Genesis
You stay up till two am to watch reruns even though you already own them on DVD.
You see this list as a challenge instead of a warning sign
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